What is Cat?

Cats are not being rude. They are being extremely punctual.

Reasons:

Crepuscular Biology

Cats are wired to be active at dawn and dusk.

Food Association

If you’ve ever fed them shortly after waking up, congratulations—you trained them.

Routine Integrity

Cats love schedules. Your alarm is a suggestion. Their internal clock is law.

Vulnerability Check

Sleep = defenseless. Dawn is when the group re-synchronizes.

They are not waking you.
They are waking the household.

Cat logic:

“The day has begun. Please proceed.”