What is Cat?

Behavior

Exploring why cats do what they do.

• Why Cats Love Boxes

  Safety, warmth, and tactical advantage in one cheap cardboard package

• Why Cats Sit on Keyboards

  A multi-objective optimization problem involving heat, height, and attention hijacking

• Why Cats Act Like They Don't Care (But Absolutely Do)

  Cats express affection sideways, not directly

• Why Cats Bring You "Gifts"

  Intentional social behavior: teaching, sharing, and provision

• Why Cats Wake You Up Before Your Alarm

  Crepuscular biology meets routine integrity

• Why Cats Stare at You While You Sleep

  Protection, bond monitoring, and ownership audits

• Does Your Cat Think It Owns You?

  Yes. But not in a cruel way.

• Why Cats Knead You Like Dough

  Muscle memory from infancy plus emotional regulation

• Why Cats Chirp at Birds

  Buffer overrun in the predator module

• Why Cats Bite Gently and Then Leave

  Petting-induced overstimulation and boundary communication