What is Cat?

Yes.
But not in a cruel way.

How Cats Think About Ownership

Cats do not think of ownership like humans do. They think in terms of territory + relationships.

Here’s how you rank:

• You are mobile furniture ✔
• You are resource controller ✔
• You are social ally ✔
• You are inside their territory ✔

What Cats Don’t Think

Cats don’t think:

“I belong to this human.”

They think:

“This human belongs here.”

Which is better.

Signs you are “owned”:

• The cat sits on you without permission
• The cat interrupts your activities
• The cat chooses you over empty furniture
• The cat acts offended when you move

Cat logic:

“I allow you to participate in my environment.”

Final Truth

Your cat:

• Brings gifts because it sees you as family (or incompetent)
• Wakes you because mornings are non-negotiable
• Watches you sleep because you matter
• “Owns” you because you are part of its world

Cats don’t worship humans.
They integrate us.

And once you’re integrated, you’re in for life.